What’s better than a big street that goes in a big circle??
Here’s Episode 3 of my new podcast!
What’s better than a big street that goes in a big circle??
Here’s Episode 3 of my new podcast!
Yes, I’ve moved to Mexico!!
Five years ago, I thought I might try to learn Spanish from watching telenovelas!
Five years later, I have left my job (Cook County Assistant State’s Attorney in Gang Crimes), my home (Chicago), and my family and friends (am I crazy?) to move to Mexico City to write the Telenovela of my Dreams!!
And now, I’m doing a Podcast from here!! It’s called “My Mexican Mistake(s)” and I’ve recorded two episodes so far!!
Here’s the link!
Are you watching “Falsa Identidad” on Telemundo?
Because it’s a lot of fun, plus you could learn a lot about the law! Which is basically the opposite of law school.
So Circe and her friend wanted to scare the Battle-Axe on the right, I guess because she’s about to expose Camila and Diego for stealing her identity.
Part of her identity is being mean and unpleasant, but remember that Diego and Camila were on the run from the even more mean and unpleasant Gavino when Diego’s Brother The Mayor and his Guy El Salas gave Camila her identity. (If Diego has The Mean Woman’s Husband’s Identity, he will want to get out of that relationship right away!)
So Circe and her friend dressed up like maids to pay a visit to the REAL Camila to “scare” her.
I’ll be honest- if Circe showed up in my hotel room I’d be terrified, and I’d double my tip.
Circe’s co-worker accidentally on purpose killed the woman by stabbing her in the neck.
They dragged her into the shower and left her to be found, thinking it would look like a suicide, because I guess in Circe’s world, people frequently stab themselves in the neck to avoid talking to her, her father and/or Joselito.
Well, The Real Camila was found by her friend on the left, and even though all he did was find her, he was promptly arrested for Murder!
As a former prosecutor, if the standard for proof is that low, I would love to be a Prosecutor in Novelaville! I might have won more often!
But I’ll tell you what: If the standard for proof is that low, remind me to never tell the police about any dead bodies I may come across in my travels.
This poor guy is now charged with Murder!
I want to be his lawyer and here is why: It’s SUPER easy apparently!
When this guy asked the detective for his lawyer, the detective stopped questioning him, which is very good behavior by the detective.
When he returned to the Interrogation Room a few minutes later, the prisoner asked “Where’s my lawyer??”
The detective took the lawyer’s card out of his pocket, with a message to the prisoner on the back of the card that told him to “Plead Guilty to Avoid The Death Penalty.”
If lawyers here see this bit, they will be ordering new business cards by the truckload! 😂😂😂😂
Join me on my journey learning Spanish from telenovelas on Telemundo!! I’m about to move to Mexico City!!
It’s very tough to say goodbye to the great SuperCrazyNarcoNovela “Senora Acero,” on Telemundo, but sadly, this is the last season!!
Please join me for a trip down Bad Memory Lane in my latest article for Latin Connection Magazine, a tribute to five seasons of madness in Señora Acero!!
Saying goodbye to the crew is like being at a super fun party with your best friends, who are the perfect combination of good looks and terrible judgement!!
The magazine is available on line, and here’s the article!
@LatinConnection is all about living the Latino lifestyle in the USA, and in addition to my Telenovela news, there is a lot more news you can use!!
In the SuperNovela “Falsa Identidad” on Telemundo, if Isabel thinks that the hospital is going to return the money her current husband Diego paid for her ex-husband El Corona’s kidney transplant to try to win her back, because they took the payment without her permission, the first thing Isabel needs to know is that it is not a violation of the HIPAA Act for a hospital to take money.
Second, even if it was a violation, they will never return it.
Third, you can see Isabel has not spent a lot of time dealing with hospital Billing departments.
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Telenovelas have learned a lot from Seinfeld.
In Seinfeld , George built a hidden compartment in his desk so he could nap.
In Señora Acero , the Evil Gringo FBI Chief in Mexico built a hidden compartment in his desk so he could hide the $$$$ he got from El Teca.
You be the judge…
George never had that much cash, and the DEA Chief is too coked up to sleep.
So as usual, everything works out for the best!!
If you’re not watching telenovelas you don’t know what you’re missing!
ADIÓS, SEÑORA ACERO!!! WE MISS YOU ALREADY!!
As “Senora Acero,” one of the greatest dynasties in Telenovela history, draws to a close, join me for a walk down “Senora Acero” Bad Memory Lane, because no family was more cursed or better loved, except for maybe The Borgias. Now in it’s 5th and Final Season, the series will soon be gone forever from our screens, but not from our hearts. Senora Acero had the greatest number of insane characters ever assembled together in one series, and I am going to miss them very much.
The first season was incredible: For example, in the first five minutes of the Premiere, Sara Bermudez’ marriage to Senor Acero was interrupted before they finished their “I Do’s” by a massacre of the wedding guests in slow-motion, a la the great Will Ferrell movie “Casa de Mi Padre.” The fact that “Casa de Mi Padre” was a parody and Senora Acero was a telenovela only made the scene even more delicious. Sara’s husband, Senor Acero, was an anti-drug general as well as a very successful Narcotrafficante (a can’t-lose career if there ever was one). Just like those excited brides-to-be who ignore a little too much gambling or flirting by their fiancée, Sara had ignored the gazillion hints that her NarcoGeneral boyfriend was in the pocket of the cartels:
For example, when El Senor de los Cielos himself, Aurelio Casillas, shows up at one of your barbeques and presents Los Tucanes de Tijuana as your wedding gift, I’d say it’s pretty clear that the only cartel your anti-cartel husband opposes is any cartel he does not run.
As Sara walked down the aisle, the groom was kidnapped and later murdered. Sara was kidnapped, raped, escaped, and fled into the forest on a white horse, still in her wedding gown. She also sliced off the fingers of her kidnapper and persistent arch-enemy, El Indio.
And this was before the first commercial break!
The action never stopped. Sara spent the entire first Season on the run from the forces against her, which included her sisters, her brothers-in-law, and El Indio, all the while trying to save her son’s life, work at the beauty shop/plastic surgery center for the great Rebecca Jones, and launder money for the cartels. We know that Sara learned money-laundering from the ground-up because in the ads, Sara is actually standing next to real washing-machines.
It was only at the end of that incredible first season we learned that the boss of the Tijuana cartel, the wild and crazy El Teca, had put into motion every single plot against Sara. In a diabolical scheme so complicated that only CIA architects understood it, Teca destroyed everything and everyone in Sara’s life, so that she would have to turn to him for help because there was nowhere else to go. He orchestrated everything from behind the scenes so that Sara would not know she was dancing to his tune, and he did it all from a grotesque mansion with such an awful interior design plan that I almost felt a little sorry for him – that’s how bad his taste was.
But none of that is even the best part. The best part of this is that Teca did all of it for love – the unrequited love that he had for Sara since high school, when he was known as El Nopal and drove a crummy car, and she was the prettiest and coolest girl who ruled the school and didn’t even know he was alive. All of his insanity was to win the love of his high school crush! At last I finally understood why his mansion was stuffed with art and lots of statues he stole from the Vatican.
To say Season 1 came to a spectacular conclusion when Teca tried to force Sara to marry him by kidnapping her and her son Salvador while holding a priest at gunpoint, would be an understatement, especially when Teca tried to force Sara to wear a hideous wedding dress and she didn’t even get to have a wedding shower. In a way, it was like a particularly contentious episode of “Say Yes To The Dress.”
Sara also had invited a surprise guest – the DEA. Just before the vows, Teca escaped the DEA once again, Sara shot his henchman El Indio and ground a whole raw onion into his mouth with the heel of her wedding stiletto, and then went to prison for a few years.
I wish I could tell you about all of the fantastic plots, sub-plots and characters in this show. Pound for pound, Senora Acero had more lunatics than any novela I have ever seen. Ask me about Felipe, the Mayor Who Wanted To Be A Narco, and El Empeñada, The Narco Who Wanted To Be An Anesthesiologist.
And then came Season Two…
In Season 2, little Sal was all grown up, and he was played by Mich “Best Eyebrows In The Business” Duval, who has carried the role until Season 5, when he died in the hospital surrounded by his loved ones, who then promptly attacked the doctor. I am not sure if Medical Malpractice lawsuits are as prevalent in Mexico as they are here in the USA, but if I was a doctor in a telenovela I would sure prefer a standard lawsuit from an unhappy family than the beat-down at gunpoint they frequently endure from the survivors. For a Telenovela Doctor, the only subject required for Board Certification is Self-Defense.
Salvador had a hard life: Born with Juvenile Diabetes, as a teenager he unfortunately became a Meth addict after Teca and El Indio surgically implanted a kilo of Meth into his stomach which exploded. But his perfectly arched and luxurious eyebrows helped him overcome many obstacles.
Meanwhile, El Teca, a classic underachiever in high school, really hit his stride as a murderous, wacky Narcotrafficante in Season 2. Whereas in Season 1 Teca had devoted himself to secretly manipulating the life of his unrequited high-school crush to get her exactly where he wanted her: either at their wedding or at her funeral, in Season 2, Sara learned the price for ditching Teca at the altar: spending a lot more time with him, and his adult son Mini-Teca. Sara learned quickly that Two Tecas were Two Tecas too Many!
The end of Season 2 saw the loss of beloved characters like Senora Acero herself, and El Quintanilla, Sara’s BFF and eventual brother-in-law who married La Chepina, Sara’s sister. Quintanilla was a fun and tragic figure, Falstaffian in his appetites for both life and John Travolta’s wardrobe from “Saturday Night Fever.” One of his greatest pleasures in his life was having a BBQ like any suburban dad; he even wore a “Kiss The Chef” apron over his disco-suits. One of his greatest disappointments in life was learning that his nephew El Gallo was really his son, and that his new son was sleeping with his new wife. But El Quintanilla kept a pretty positive attitude, right up until that moment when Teca killed him in a hotel room.
In Season 2, many of the supporting characters came into their own. One of my favorite moves was by the actor Roberto Wohlmuth who in Season 1 played a henchman named “El Mudo” who was killed. Roberto returned in Season 2 as Mudo’s twin brother El Roscas! In every season Roscas became more important. We could tell he was becoming more important because he stopped dressing like his boss El Indio and started to develop a fashion sense of his own.
By Season 4 Roscas had left the Tijuana Cartel and had gone to work for my hero, La Tuti and El Mero Mero Romero, who was another son of El Teca, who by now was missing in action. Teca’s absence from Seasons 3 & 4 allowed other stars to shine, like Jorge Zárate as El Indio. El Indio was a crowd favorite who managed to parlay an appetite for raw onions, Nik-Nik shirts, funny sayings and missing digits into Must-See T.V. And of course there was no one like “Tuti,” played by Ana Lucia Dominguez. In Season 1 Tuti was a small-time pill dealer who hung out with teenagers and Barbie dolls. By Season 5, Tuti was the emotional core of the show, despite the fact that she ran a strip club and still played with Barbies. I could never do this phenomenal character justice. Not only does Ana Lucía deserve a very special Premios for this role, but the actors who played against her deserve a Premios for keeping a straight face. She stole every scene she was in, and I will miss mi Tuti forever!
El Indio’s relentless pursuit of Senora Acero even after Senora Acero was no longer on Senora Acero led him to destroy the paradise that Salvador, Vicenta and the rest of the mishpachah created on the ranch where they laundered money and sold arms to major bad guys.
In Season 3, the Acero/Quintanilla clan had problems with enemies like Indio, Indio’s Frenemy Larry, Larry’s rival El Roscas, the Very Handsome Guy From Argentina Who Was Obsessed With Aracely, The Evil Governor Who Was Also Sal’s Ex-Father-In-Law, and The Evil Governor’s Mother-in-Law, just to name a few. Good characters became bad and bad characters became good, and in-laws were always a problem.
And as the Clan moved from money laundering and arms to rescuing migrants and running for office, they became Narco Avengers, fighting for Truth, Justice, and for the opportunity to have just one Not-Cursed Wedding.
But that was not to be: In Season 3 we lost one of our favorite characters: “Areceli,” (Litzy) who was killed at her own wedding. Araceli was one of the characters who really evolved over the seasons: In Season 1 she was a semi-prostitute, a drug addict, and a beautician. In Season 2 she was a famous singer and a great spy. And in Season 3 she signed her Death Warrant when she said “Yes” to Dorriga’s marriage proposal.
Seasons 4 and 5 focused on a new generation: The Quintanilla/Acero Clan became a heavily-armed political campaign. Vicenta still worked on behalf of migrants and killed her fiancé when she accepted his marriage proposal. We saw the last of Indio when basically, the Clan drove his body into the side of a mountain using a crane. And Mi Tuti’s son (Teca’s grandson) left Catholic school in Spain, reunited with his grandfather Teca when Teca kidnapped him, and is nowdiscovering his murderous roots (something not contemplated by “Ancestry DNA”) as the show ends.
You can’t make a show this great without tremendous writers: Roberto Stopello, Indira Paez, Amaris Paez, Sergio Mendoza, Juan Manuel Andrade, José Vicente Spataro, Gabriella Caballero are just a few of the writers who have brought us this tremendous show through the years, and it was directed by Miguel Varoni, who can simply do everything – he is a telenovela Renaissance Man. Join me as I say Goodbye to some of the most fun friends I have every had!
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Katie Barberi walks into the small Italian restaurant in Lincoln Park and somehow, on a muggy Monday night, in a pizzeria with a listless wait-staff and even less-enthused customers, she makes a Grand Entrance, and immediately owns the place, without even trying. That is what is known as “presence.” With a delicate beauty and eyes a shade of green that inspires art, Katie Barberi has an over-abundance of presence that cannot be contained within her petite frame.
Not to be outdone, and without even trying, is her fiancée and partner in the most true sense of the word, Craig Hurley. Tall, lanky and quiet, with an easy laugh and fierce eyes that don’t miss a thing, Craig is either Jimmy Stewart with a dark side or a younger Sam Elliot with an edge.
They are perfect together, because together, in the space between them, they create something magical, and it’s more than just True Love. They seem so different, but maybe it’s that difference that ignites their creativity. Katie Barberi and Craig Hurley are taking on the world, or should I say many worlds, and with their graphic novel “Daylight Sucks” they have created very human Vampires who wreak havoc on the worst of humanity. And as if that wasn’t enough, they have bravely taken on the right of actors to join the union SAG-AFTRA. Getting to know these two over a delicious pizza (thin-crust- YAY!!) was a treat, but something tells me we that are going to enjoy a few more meals together, especially since they have planted roots in Chicago!
You know Katie & Craig, and you have known them for a long time:
Katie has been in countless,,fabulous telenovelas like “Corazon Valiente,” “Dona Barbara” and “Eva, La Trailera,” to name just few. I loved Katie in “Corazon Valiente,” a telenovela that will always be special to me because it was the first telenovela that captivated me so much that I wanted to learn Spanish so I could understand what was happening.
Katie Barberi, as “Perla” just about killed me. If one hallmark of a great telenovela is really beautiful people are making horrible decisions, then Katie was telenovela royalty because no one in that wild and crazy show made worse decisions than Perla and I LOVED her for it.
Katie has been performing long before she starred in telenovelas and has been in plays, movies and plenty of television shows in the USA and Mexico. She is beloved as the funny fashionista “Ursula” in the Nickelodeon series “Every Witch Way” and it’s Mexican counterpart “Grachi”. All of the young women who grew up on these shows really love Katie. At the First Annual ALTA Awards at the Victory Gardens,which Craig and Katie invited me to attend with them after dinner, she was surrounded by such a group! ALTA stands for the “Alliance of LatinX Theatre Artists” and it was the most fun awards show I have ever been to. Yes, it was also my first awards show, but Katie agreed it was fantastic, and she’s been to the Oscars! As one award-winner put it: “We are LatinX. We cheer and yell for every nominee, and then we all cheer again for the winner!!” It was a joyous event.
When we walked out of the theatre into a cold mist, Chicago was shutting down for the night. Craig and I waited on a quiet Lincoln Avenue for Katie, who was surrounded by enthusiastic fans –award winners themselves for their new storefront theatre in Chicago’s Albany Park, these young women had grown up watching “Grachi” or “Every Witch Way” or both, and they were delighted to be meeting Katie. And Katie was so excited for them, and so proud of their work, the admiration was mutual.
A few feet away, Craig watched it all with a smile equal parts love and pride. “This happens everywhere we go. Everyone loves Katie. They just gravitate to her.”
I looked up at him, with a bit of a crush, because after all, he did beat up Luke Perry in “90210.” Craig might be as close as I will ever come to meeting a cowboy, even though Craig Hurley is not a cowboy, grew up in the Chicago suburbs and graduated from the Chicago Academy of the Arts and the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in Pasadena, California. But he is so laconic, with the air of certainty that comes with the ability to be just that quiet and still speak volumes, that I think this is what cowboys must be like.
Craig has been acting for a long time; since he was a kid. After having performed in multiple shows and plays as a child, Craig began his adult acting career after he moved to Hollywood. After guest starring on shows like “Highway to Heaven,” “Freddie’s Nightmares” and “21 Jump Street” and playing recurring roles in “90210,” “Life Goes On” and “Hunter,” Craig was a regular on the Dick Wolf (pre-“Law & Order”) show “Nasty Boys” opposite Dennis Franz and Benjamin Bratt.
After years in show business, Craig was the guy with the best stories, so he wrote a book called “27 And All Washed Up.” It is his narrative of what he calls his “trip down the Rabbit Hole” as a young actor in Hollywood in the 80’s and 90’s. Even though the book is filled with great stories about his years in Hollywood, he views it as a text for young actors. Craig is currently re-editing a second edition of the book which will be available soon, when it’s going to fly off the shelves.
It was the book that brought Katie and Craig together: They met in Hollywood, on the horror anthology “Freddie’s Nightmares,” but were too young to appreciate what had sparked between them. Years later, when Craig sent Katie a copy of his book because she was in it, they reconnected, and have been together ever since.
Katie and Craig navigated the treacherous waters of a childhood spent in front of the camera, and came out fine on the other side: Is this why they still look at each other like they are in the fresh bloom of love? Maybe, but I think it’s something more: These two didn’t just survive those waters – they are flourishing. Is it their charm? Talent? Looks? Their wicked and very in-sync sense of humor? Well, those things help certainly, and they have those qualities in abundance. Nope, it’s something more. When I ask them how they have done it, how they have stayed in show business for so long without losing their humanity (and their minds), and with such enthusiasm and optimism, I found the source of their bond: It’s old-school toughness, and it’s super-cool.
Katie tells me that you can’t take anything personally; stay focused and don’t give up ever. Ever. In a separate conversation, Craig tells me you have to be able to shift if you want to stick with show business: If acting doesn’t work, try writing, producing, accounting. ACCOUNTING, I ask? Yes, says Craig. Studios need accountants too. If you love the business, you will find the right opportunity.
Their philosophy is really just two sides of the same coin: Stick To It. And don’t let anyone tell you you can’t. Katie and Craig share a resiliency that has served them well, and they are all about their future – a future filled with vampires.
The future looks very bright for “Daylight Sucks” their series of graphic novels that they have created and produced (along with very talented artists) about the Alnwicks, a clan of vampires that destroys (and feeds upon) the worst of society, while being real-life Champions for people that need their help. In other words, they are Vigilante Vampires. Except for the fact that the Alnwicks are The Undead, and also Superheroes, they are just like every other family.
Their leader is “Eva,” who is older than Time, but because she is modeled after Katie she looks FABULOUS! She has a younger boyfriend, George, who is about 1750 years old, but stays in shape. Eva fights for Women & Children, while George is the clan’s provider and defender. Everyone in the family has a cause: Equality, the environment, animals, immigration, and even romance. True vigilantes, no abuser escapes their wrath, or escapes being dinner.
Craig has been forever fascinated by Vampires, and wanted to debunk the myths that surround them. He does a great job of it in “Daylight Sucks” and also over dinner. Since everything I know about vampires comes from “Dracula” or “The Lost Boys,” Craig burst a lot of my Vampire bubbles when we met. Katie is a natural fit for Eva, and when she started writing the backstory for her character, Eva came alive and flowed through Katie as she wrote. Their partners in this amazing endeavor are Mauricio Toro and William Finke; with the artwork of Pablo Solarte and Brigiet Lopez.
There is more than just vengeance, judgment and violence in the series – there is a star-crossed, bilingual love story too. A young woman named Esperanza who has crossed into the USA from Mexico to find the father she doesn’t know endures hardship and sometimes horror on her journey, and she crosses paths with the Alnwicks. Will they help her? It’s not just Vampires that have to live underground, is it?
It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows Katie and Craig that they have managed to weave into “Daylight Sucks” one the most pressing issues of our day – Immigration. Katie and Craig are a power couple who use their powers for others! In fact, Craig’s favorite role is the shy, scared “Billy Bibbit” in “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” because he can give Billy the strength and courage Billy lacks.
For the past several years, Katie and Craig have been working tirelessly to bring the union SAG-AFTRA to the actors who work for Telemundo. It became Katie’s true passion and it’s an amazing story. Katie’s work on behalf of actors was not easy and was not without a huge cost to her own career, but she has no regrets. Like her alter-ego Eva, Katie simply saw a wrong and tried to right it. Of course, unlike Eva, she did it without killing anyone.
Katie’s steely tenacity paid off when, in a historic moment, Telemundo performers were allowed to vote to on whether to join SAG-AFTRA. This election was the first time in 65 years that actors at a major television network took a vote to the National Labor Relations Board. Katie and Craig have a lot to be proud of, but if you ask me, the BEST part of that whole story is that the President of SAG-AFTRA is actress Gabrielle Carteris, who played “ Andrea Zukerman” in “90210!” What??!!
I hope that Katie, Craig, Gabrielle and Luke Perry all go out to The Peach Pit to celebrate, and that they invite me.
And when they are not saving the world, Katie is also a lyric Soprano who also has her own jewelry line, composed of pieces as lovely and delicate as she is! And Craig is a fantastic cook and also a structural engineer (which is the family business)!!
Why couldn’t they save some of their great qualities for the rest of us??
Watch this space for more telenovela news next month! And follow me everywhere @gringanovelera!!
First, I was his fan,
and then I was his friend,
and now Jose Ignacio Valenzuela, aka José Ignacio “Chascas” Valenzuela, has asked me to share his presentation of his thriller “To The End Of The World” at City Lit Books in Chicago on October 6, at 5:00 p.m.!!
Who am I???
I’m #lagringanovelera, also known as Karen Kerbis, a Chicago prosecutor learning Spanish from telenovelas and writing about them every day!
How did a Chilean author & I find each other?
Come to City Lit Books at 2523 North Kedzie Avenue, in the heart of Chicago’s Logan Square, to hear our presentation of Jose’s first book to be translated into English, “To The End Of The World,” and you’ll learn the answer to that mystery!!
See you there!!!
Well, in “Falsa Identidad,” the latest ThrillerNovela from Telemundo, last night we watched the second episode, and have already called out our spot on the couch for the third episode, which starts Muy Pronto.
So, I didn’t realize until last night that Eliseo was THE MAYOR, yet still lived with his mother and stepfather.
I’m from Chicago, where we have a longstanding tradition of Mayors Behaving Badly.
I realize now that if they still lived at home with their moms, they would behave a lot better.
Eliseo sent his brother Diego on the road with Isabel and her son, so that Diego could escape from the Narco Gavino Gaona, who wants to kill Diego for stealing his wife and his gasoline.
Gavino had already killed his wife, now it’s Diego’s turn. So far no one in Gavino’s organization has been able to kill him because they either lost him in the chase or they are in love with him.
I’m not sure which category David falls into yet.
Mayor Eliseo promised Isabel he’d raise her teenage daughter as his own, because there weren’t enough passports for her, but he still hasn’t figured out how he will tell his scary, steely, flinty mother (The Great Sonia Smith) that he has a teenage daughter who just popped up.
Since her 2nd husband has already accused her of failing as a mother because her son Diego steals oil from Narcos, he will also accuse of her as failing as a grandmother, and it will be no excuse to say she didn’t even know she had any grandchildren.
MEANWHILE, I love watching Diego and Isabel On The Road because they are bickering just as much as any old married couple, even though they just met yesterday in the hallway of the Mayor’s house.
They crossed into Arizona yesterday but the Gaona Cartel is hot in their tail thanks to a combination of very corrupt border agents and ultra-efficient hotel clerks.
MEANWHILE, everyone has come to the Mayor’s house looking for El Diego and Isabel. First, Isabel’s weak and drunk husband brought his father, The Chief of Police, to find Isabel and the kids at the Mayor’s house.
Here’s where MEXICO is just like Chicago: No police chief in the real world or in Novelaville, in Chicago or in Mexico, is searching the Mayor’s house.
Not if they want to keep their pension anyway.
So at first, the Chief pretends to be a little social, but he loses his temper and eventually demands that Zoraida produce his daughter-in-law and grand-kids. At that point the Mayor’s mom Fernanda threw him out of the house.
The only thing worse than getting thrown out of the Mayor’s house is if it’s his mom who gave you the boot.
Defeated, El Coronel and that imbecile of a son left the Mayor’s house and went home to get drunk.
El Coronel thinks Isabel has a boyfriend; he doesn’t know she escaped because her son will kill her.
Just as Fernanda got rid of those two, the whole Goana Cartel showed up, looking for Diego.
They surrounded the Mayor and his stepfather at gunpoint,
on the front steps of the Mayor’s house.
We may behave pretty badly in Chicago, but no one here would ever have the nerve to hold the Mayor at gunpoint on his front steps.
Honestly, he’s more likely to take hostages than we are.
Eliseo is very brave, and he told the Goana Crew, including The Perpetually Angry Gavino, that they could come in and search the whole house. Diego wasn’t there.
Of course, once he called their bluff (and they then claimed that they saw Diego driving away), they all left.
I think that the real reason the Goana crew declined the offer is because they were afraid they’d run into Fernanda.
Gavino, whose appears to hate his daughter Circe and vice-versa, announces yesterday that when the time comes, he’s giving control of the cartel to his right-hand man Joselito, and not his daughter because she’s a woman.
Not only has a made an enemy, he may have lost a Falconer.
Watch this fun and fast show tonight!!