Well, there is nothing like a cold, snowy Monday in Chicago, unless it is a very hot and deadly day in the desert in the VERY GRAND FINALE of the #Telemundo SuperHappySuperSizedSeries #SenoraAcero3.
Tonight the antics and hijinx of Los Acero, their friends, family and arch-enemies will keep us warm, and will also keep us from shoveling the snow.
We have been in a whirlwind of excitement, thrills, and extremely unusual ways to kill people in this great show, and the Grand Finale will be even moreso.
Don Chucho’s impaled his rival and former business partner and father of one of his children, Heriberto on a pitchfork and used it to staple him to the side of the barn door.
He next turned to his own wife Consuelo, tied her to the back of his horse, dragged her around the ranch, shot any of the ranch hands who objected, stomped her to death with the horse, got drunk, and told anyone who was still alive (including the horse) that it was his way or the highway.
My favorite FAVORITE moment was when the ranch hands who stood by while he dragged Consuela around tied to his horse while he did rodeo tricks, and then used the horse to stomp her to death, drew the line when he later threatened his horse at gunpoint.
I’m not sure why he was so mad at his poor horse, because I’m still learning Spanish from telenovelas, but I don’t care! But watching these men risk their lives for the horse but not for Consuela shows what excellent judgement they have.
Of course Chucho shot all of the conscientious objectors too.
Since Chucho is still the Governor of the state of Chihuahua, maybe in the Grand Finale he will be impeached, and the next season of #SenoraAcero will be all about Senate Hearings and Points of Order.
These hearings would be a lot more exciting and fun than the usual Washington stuff because everyone will be armed so no one would talk too long.
I cannot wait to see how this great series ends, and yet I never want it to end!!